User blog comment:Asnow89/2015 Battle of the Fantasy Foods - Round FIVE/@comment-93.168.110.72-20150902142109

A song I made :)

Yooooooo

The name is Cookie Cat

And I'll strike you with my baseball bat

So get on and take off that ugly hat

And burn your stupid copy of Fallout

And place it under a tree so that it becomes a spout!

Filled with white, pink, and comes with a coupon and a hat,

with Oreo-chunky and smooth cap of chocolate la-da-dat!

I can't believe it's not Butter bro, because you know I have a really good-sized eyebrow!

Cookie Cats pack you a nice taste and a wrap you don't feel like you want to throw,

And you'll use it as a weapon and throw it like an arrow and a bow!

Cookie... CAT!

Cookie... CAT!

Cookie... CAT!

He'll pack you dead CAT the Caterpillar 'dozer

Hover hover hover you know the game's not over

You see Warframe and Gravity Falls hozer

Mabel Juice, Smile Dip and a frigglin Joe-zer

You can't walk just like damn tanner

Encounter the ban hammer

Get killed like and be hit by the banner

Curtains curtain curtatin curatin, Cookie Cat is de flying bat!