Delicious

How about a cocktail recipe? This drink probably has a name, but I've tried several on for size in local bars (Boston area) and drawn nothing but blank stares, so I just make it myself and call it "delicious."


 * Collins glass (these are called "(iced) tea glasses" in the South).
 * Add ice.
 * Fill half-way with bourbon.
 * Fill rest of the way with lemonade (the more tart the better).
 * Do not stir.
 * Garnish with an orange slice or a cherry if you're a girl, or gay or something.
 * Add a plastic sword (with or without the garnish) because plastic swords are cool, and can be used later to poke people who annoy you.
 * Drink.
 * Repeat. Often.