User blog comment:Asnow89/Battle of the Fantasy Foods- Round TWO/@comment-104.32.9.172-20140826064233

The say redbull gives you wings. Well Smile dip gives you a flying 2 headed dolphin named Aoshima with muscular arms inside and outside its mouth that shoots Rainbow lasers of Doooom™ out of said hands. Oh, and it has 2 yellow bowties.