Talk:Portal Cake/@comment-26405903-20160813202020

They used the wrong recipe. The real recipe is: Don't forget garnishes such as:
 * 1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
 * 1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
 * 3/4 cup vegetable oil
 * 4 large eggs
 * 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
 * 3/4 cup butter or margarine
 * 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
 * 2 cups all-purpose flour
 * Fish-shaped crackers
 * Fish-shaped candies
 * Fish-shaped solid waste
 * Fish-shaped dirt
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 * Pull-and-peel licorice
 * Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
 * Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
 * 1 cup lemon juice
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 * Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
 * 9 large egg yolks
 * 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
 * 1 cup granulated sugar
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 * 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
 * 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
 * 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
 * 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
 * 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
 * 1 large rhubarb
 * 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
 * 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
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