User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-96.40.41.175-20160823014710

Oy, Anon. Could ya stop spamming for Pitt Cola?

*sigh*

I... sorta appreciate your effort, though.

Seriously, what is Yoylecake? It just looks like a multi-coloured drum with small, suggestive-looking spikes attached to it.