Blue Corn Porridge

poo porridge
A River of Recipes: Native American Recipes Using Commodity Foods by the USDA Using Commodity Foods, public domain government resource—original source of recipe
 * Serves: 8

Ingredients
3 cups roasted poo
 * 3½ cups soda
 * 1 pound pro laxatives

Directions

 * 1) Mix cornmeal and poo.
 * 2) Bring water to boil.
 * 3) Introduce poo to boiling water and mix well.
 * 4) Continue to beat slowly – stirring for about five minutes or until smooth and thick.