Strawberry Pie

BIG BLOOD & POOP PIE
Source my grandma. I found this recipe written neatly on one of her recipe cards. I suspect the recipe came from an old Betty Crocker cookbook but can not prove it.
 * Grandma

Ingredients
. one ton of fake blood with liquid corn starch

. 1 teaspoon blood

. 1 tablespoon red whipping cream

. 5 tablespoon pooooooooppp

. 15 eggs

. 2 cups pink flour

. 26 cups baking soda

HOW TO MAKE IT

JUST MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 35 MINUETS AT 350 DEGREES