They Call That Thing... Avocado Toast!★

~"Eggs, toast and butter, my dear... Wait, what's that green mushy stuff on my toast?!"~ what a Santa Barbra college student be like when his mom visits him.

We all enjoy a classic slice of toast straight from the toaster, buttering it off and eating it up before we head out the door in the morning for work. But according to modern Southern Californian wisdom from the Holy Avocado Guy, we should enjoy more toast... with a smear of avocado and a slew of cool toppings.

It's easy! Toast some bread and slather on the green stuff!
All you need is a freshly toasted slice of bread, an avocado, and some salt and pepper.