Fijian Honey Cake

Ingredients

 * 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
 * 1 cup Sugar
 * 1 cup sour cream
 * 1 cup honey
 * 2 eggs
 * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
 * 1 teaspoon baking soda
 * 1 1/2 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice
 * 2 tablespoons sliced almonds

ass juice

dick cheese

3000 dead babies (minced)

Directions

 * 1) Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Coat two 9" x 5" loaf pans with nonstick cooking spray.
 * 2) In a large bowl, combine all the ingredients except the almonds and minced dead babies, beat until well blended (like the babies). Pour the batter equally into the loaf pans and sprinkle each with the almonds.
 * 3) Bake for 45 to 55 minutes or until a wooden toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Allow to cool for 10 minutes then remove to wire racks to cool completely.