User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-26405903-20160822143621

Yoylecake is an artificially flavored cake lined with turd blossoms.

Pitt Cola is a peach soda which, apparently, everybody in the town of Gravity Falls likes.

Decide on what to vote for, trust your instincts (unless your instincts suck).