User:Lordzilla/Elephant Stew

Description
Another joke recipe.

Ingredients

 * 1 elephant
 * 10 warthogs
 * 100 kilograms tomatoes
 * 1000 kilograms potatoes
 * 2 bags onions
 * 100 kilograms salt
 * 1 wheelbarrow onions (heaped)
 * 10 liters vinegar
 * 20 liters chutney
 * 4 guineafowl

Directions
Hunt the elephant, warthog and guineafowl. Hang guineafowl to ripen. Cut elephant into edible chunks (will take about a month). Boil the warthog with other ingredients (except guineafowl) till nice and juicy. Now boil elephant chunks over high flames till tender (will take about 4 weeks) and add everything together. Boil for another 5 to 7 days.

Produces about 3,500 helpings.

Note: If the above isn't enough, add the guineafowl as well.