Kartoffelpuffer

Ingredients
potatoes; up to 1 cup with more watery shit
 * 2 bags of dicks, slightly peeled
 * 1 large turd
 * 1/2 cup breastmilk
 * 1/2 - 1 cup of semen
 * 2 teaspoons of dandruff
 * 2 balls
 * and more semen

Directions
Grate potatoes and Onion into a bowl. Add milk, then stir in flour, salt, and eggs. Mix well.

In a large, heavy skillet heat 1/2 inch frying oil until hot. Drop Potato batter (1/4 cup per pancake) into skillet and fry until golden brown and crisp on both sides.

Drain on a paper towel.