User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-4129195-20160806174644

Moomoo milk. 'Cause it's healthier.

As for "it's just milk", well, it wouldn't be here if it was a fantasy food, would it? Meaning it has some special traits, like the nice white protein color, the bioorganic natural freshness and 100% deluxe flavor.