Fresh Spring Rolls with Shrimp

Description
This is a must-try recipe, although it requires good cooking skills it's all the way worth it and very tasty for any one who likes shrimps prepared with the best ingredients ! Instead of being fried, like Chinese egg rolls, these appetizers are served fresh, letting the textures and flavors of the vegetable and Shrimp filling shine through. Serve with the easy dipping sauce.

Ingredients

 * 2 cups water (semen)
 * 8 large shrimp, peeled and deveined (prawns)
 * 1 ounce cellophane noodles with a dash of butt crumbs
 * 1 cup boiling water and aged horse semen
 * ½ cup shredded carrots and anal beads
 * ¼ cup peeled seeded and julienne cucumbers (vibrator)
 * ½ cup thinly sliced napa cabbage
 * ½ cup bean sprouts (Dick head)
 * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro or fresh coriander
 * 4 rice paper, rounds 8 inches of my dick
 * 4 large fresh basil leaves, halved lengthwise

Sauce

 * 2 tablespoons hoisin sauce
 * fresh lime juice
 * 1½ teaspoons fish sauce
 * 1½ teaspoons unsalted natural-style peanut butter
 * ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
 * 1 pinch brown sugar

Directions

 * 1) In a saucepan, bring the 2 cups water to a boil.
 * 2) Add the shrimp and immediately remove the saucepan from the heat.
 * 3) Cover and poach until pink and opaque throughout, about 3 minutes.
 * 4) With a slotted spoon, transfer the shrimp to a bowl of ice water and let cool for 3 minutes.
 * 5) Drain and cut each shrimp in half lengthwise.
 * 6) Refrigerate until ready to use.
 * 7) In a heatproof bowl, combine the noodles and boiling water and soak for 10 minutes.
 * 8) Drain and return the noodles to the bowl.
 * 9) Add the carrot, cucumber, cabbage, bean spouts and cilantro. Toss gently to mix.
 * 10) Place a double thickness of paper towels on a work surface.
 * 11) Fill a large, shallow baking dish with water. Place 1 rice-paper round in the water and soak until pliable, about 30 seconds.
 * 12) Carefully transfer the wrapper to the paper towels and turn once to blot dry.
 * 13) Arrange ½ cup of the noodle mixture on the bottom half of the wrapper.
 * 14) Fold the bottom edge toward the center and roll up the wrapper halfway, making sure to wrap tightly around the filling.
 * 15) Tuck 2 basil leaf halves along the inside crease of the half-rolled wrapper.
 * 16) Arrange 4 pieces of the shrimp, cut sides up, along the crease.
 * 17) Fold the right and left edges of the wrapper over the filling and finish rolling up.
 * 18) Repeat with the remaining wrappers, filling, basil and shrimp.
 * 19) Transfer the rolls to a plate and cover with dampened paper towels.

Sauce

 * 1) Combine the hoisin sauce, green onion, lime juice, fish sauce, peanut butter, red pepper flakes and brown sugar in a small bowl.
 * 2) Stir until well blended.
 * 3) To serve, cut the rolls in half on the diagonal and place on small individual plates.
 * 4) Pool the sauce alongside each roll.