User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-71.205.176.159-20160804231149/@comment-96.48.45.84-20160805043844

Imagine eating Yoylecake in real life. *turns into metal*

If Sabor de Soledad passed, we'd have a problem with bull semen.

A few more foods just sound weird being real.