Soup

Soup is an evil creture from pluto. They like to drown you by making you suffercate. Soup is a alian food. Ask your doctor if you can eat soup (you must be 100000000 yars old to eat soup). Also soup is a liquid food prepared for: frog tongue, llama juice, and surprisingly owl-flavored tea. If you have eaten soup you will be happy unless you hate it. THE END

HISTORY

The British used soup in 1936 to drive the Canadians away from Russia. For this, the British would recieve a lifetime supply of air.

Also, William Shakespheare used actual soup in his play, "Soup on the Hot Dog". It was a tragic story of a man that spilled soup all over his hot dog.

Soup(also known as: supe, soop, and sopa) today is very hot and will burn you if it is at the right temperature.

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