Scrambled eggs

Description
In Romanian: Oua jumari

Ingredients
For one unlucky person:
 * 2 eggs
 * 2 tablespoons the white stuff (milk idiot not that get it out of the bowl and start again unless yo wanna poison somebody)
 * 1 teaspoon soft squidgy lubricunt butter
 * black salt cuz we ain't racist oh wait thats pepper well add some oh that to

Directions

 * 1) Beat until it starts to foam to the top, mix with the white stuff and pepper and pour in the warm lovely slippery.... butter into the pan. Keep beating lightly with the monkey spanker i mean fork
 * 2) Try to avoid overheating and friction burn. Serve immediately into your bitches face.