User blog comment:Asnow89/2015 Battle of the Fantasy Foods - Round FOUR/@comment-15675979-20150821021252/@comment-173.68.88.118-20150821040651

Oooooh, he’s a gangbangin' frozen treat wit a all freshly smoked up taste, 'cause his schmoooove ass came ta dis hood from outa space fo' realz. A refugee of a interstellar war yo, but now he’s at yo' local grocery store. Cookie Cat son! He’s a pet fo' yo' tummy dawwwwg! Cookie Cat son! He’s supa dupa yummy dawwwwg! Cookie Cat son! Dude left his crew behind hommie! Cookie Caaat son! *murmurs* Now available at Gurvhenz off route 109.