Ultimate Veggie Chili



Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook time: 1 hour, largely inactive (I recommend leaving it overnight whenever possible)

Serves: 6-8

Description
THIS TASTES LIKE FUCKIN SHIT... I THINK IT IS FUCKIN SHIT... oh well heres the ingredients... PENIS!

Ingredients
SEMEN

aids

ur mom

gary colemans face

nazi rock

budd dwyer

stir it in a pot for 5 mins while chanting the satanic rite in swedish

Directions

 * 1) stir a lil, then leave it there for a month and i dunno.. beat ur girlfriend... uhh... stop readin wikia pages... uhh.. watch every episode of simpsons i guess.. ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHERE BART STEALS THAT STATUES HEAD LOL THAT WAS A CLASSIC!