Bubble Bass' Order

"'I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.'" People have tried to recreate the order from Bubble Bass in Spongebob. However, this was impossible without decoding what it meant. So here's what he means.

Let's decode it all.
Double Triple Bossy means 6, all beef patties. However, applying 4x4, it would be 24 patties. So grind up some beef mince and then scoop up 24 balls of it (as "Binging with Babish" said, slightly larger than golfballs") and grill them (replicating "burn it") in mustard. Don't forget to squash them down with a spatula first before grilling. Also, you'll need to add butter. But not too much, as "light axle grease" means butter, but not too much. Hide the patties under American Cheese.

Deluxe would mean iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cheese (ignore this because we already used the cheese when grilling the patties), white onions, ketchup and mustard. Thinly cut all of these. Remember to get two lots of these to cut up.

"On a Raft" means texas toast, so cut 48 thick slices of toast (you might need at least 3 loaves of bread) which we will use later. Extra shingles means MORE toast to make. Also, for "shimmy and a squeeze", you can either butter the toast, spread mayo on it or add special sauce. Or, if you're that hungry, all three.

Now, "animal style" would mean a double burger. Add all the condiments you have, more special sauce (if you have any more if you used some on "shimmy and a squeeze" and add grilled onions.

The last part we need to do is "Make it cry", which is extra onions. If you haven't ran out of onions yet, you're done. But you still need to make the actual burger.

So you'll need to make something to hold up the burger. In the picture, we used an aluminium sheet which was made to hold up the burger. Stack up two patties upon two slices of toast, add tomatoes, onions and iceberg lettuce and then stack up more toast. Repeat until you run out of toast or patties.

And, of course, don't forget the pickles.

By now, rereading it, I'm assuming you're saying "But Capprio! You forgot to add in "Let it Swim"!". Well, "Let it Swim" isn't important. It means to go, and I'm assuming you're making this at home. So just ignore that.

And if you want to eat the thing, then I suggest cutting it up into 6 even sandwiches.