User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-27323809-20160823160600

Guys, vote Pitt cola. Soda has to be made in a factory and can never be bought for free. You can make your own soda at home with soda stream. But it still costs money to make it. First you need to buy the device to carbonate the water, then the syrup to flavor it.

Yoylecake, is made from something that isn't even a thing. Yoyleberries. A lot of its fandom is 7 year olds who can't even see the contrast between dream worlds/cringe worthy cartoons and reality, that you have to tell them the truth before they grow into a world of lies and try to search for those berries until they turn to dust after death. Besides, you can make a cake at home for free and design it how you want. You'll probably have to wait an hour or two for the cake to be made, whereas you don't have  to wait for soda. You can take it, buy it, then crack open the can. Enjoy.