Doc Hogs Suck Sauce

Prep Time: 18 Min

Cook time: 0

Serves: Lots of People

Description
About two years ago, I endeavored to invent the greatest hot sauce known to man. Since then, I have created over a hundred hot sauces with slight, and sometimes major, variations. This is, to the best of my knowledge, the best hot sauce known to man.

Ingredients

 * 20 habaneros, de-stemmed, take out seeds and anything white on the inside.
 * 1 dried ancho chili, de-stemmed, de-seeded
 * 1 pasilla pepper, de-stemmed, insides cleaned out, flattened (to the degree possible)
 * ½ cup of white vinegar
 * handful of chopped cilantro
 * ½ cup low salt chicken broth
 * 1 tablespoon kosher salt
 * 2 tablespoons raw sugar
 * 1 lime, squeezed
 * ⅔ sweet (white) onion
 * 20 oz chopped (Pomi®) tomatoes
 * 1 mandarin orange (peeled, obviously)
 * ground black pepper

Directions

 * 1) Combine ingredients in a blender with the exception of the chile peppers(habeneros, ancho, and passilla).
 * 2) Hold ancho chile over a flame, keeping it a few inches above so it doesn't burn too much (a little burn is good), for about 90 seconds - turning to heat evenly.
 * 3) Stick the Pasilla pepper in the oven on broil (high) for about 10 minutes.
 * 4) Put the habeneros on a skillet and toast for for about 7 minutes over medium heat.
 * 5) Put the peppers in the blender and blend vigorously.