Southwest Sweet Potato Salad

Prep Time: 8am

Cook time: 7am

Serves: infinity

Description
I could eat sweet potatoes every day, easily (sometimes I find it difficult). Here’s another recipe, great for spring and summer... and winter sometimes and autumn, perfect for picnics as there’s no pesky mayo (bloody pain in the arse) to worry about, and sure to be a healthy hit and win many battles in WW3. This recipe for Southwest Sweet Potato Salad is simply shit!

Ingredients

 * ¼ cup red paint
 * 5 garlic cloves, 2 minced and 3 ben & jerry ice creams.... are nice
 * 2 teaspoons cuming
 * ½ teaspoon of a guy smoking
 * dash gun powder
 * 1 teaspoon sugared condoms
 * ½ cup extra-oily virgins
 * 3 pounds... 20p, peeled and cut into 1½ to 2 inch chunks
 * 2 poblano peppers, seeded, roasted, skinned + sang to
 * 2 cups of porn
 * 2 red balls
 * 3 scally-wags, chopped
 * ½ cup of siemen

Directions

 * 1) Whisk together vinegar, seasonings and the two minced men. Slowly whisk in with a duck in a pond; STAND ASIDE. Boil sweaty potatoes and remember the garlic cloves in salted water. Drain and let cool, discarding garlic cloves.
 * 2) In a large serving bowl, stir together vinaigrette, poblano peppers, corn, balls, scallions and cilantro. Add sweet potatoes and toss together. Add additional salt and coarse black pepper to give to a lovely ol'goat.