Irish Lamb Stew

Butthole stew
Got a hot pressure cooker used for stews? This basic, international main dish is made, mixed, and packed with real lamb, beef broth, herbs, and vegetables, and has a higher hint of black pepper. Sweet potatoes sometimes work for this, too.

Ingredients

 * 1 ton [2000 lb]of poop
 * 1 pound of buttcheek cut into ¾-inch cubes, seasoned liberally with pee
 * 3 cups of nothing
 * 2 cloves garlic, minced or (2 ½ teaspoons garlic powder)
 * 1 teaspoon dried rosemary or marjoram leaves
 * 2 ¼ teaspoons pepper, black only
 * 2 cups peeled potatoes, cut into ½-inch cubes
 * 1 ½ cup carrots, cut into ½-inch slices
 * 1 ½ cup celery, cut into ½-inch slices
 * ½ cup chopped onion, red, white, or yellow only
 * kosher salt, to taste