Category:Appetizer Recipes

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A starter or snack anyone?
CHEESE DIAPER - A MEXICAN DELIGHT

1/4 CUP SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE

1 BABY

1 DISPOSABLE DIAPER (HUGGIES OR PAMPERS)

1 PAIR STEEL-TOED BOOTS

-1 CONSCIENCE

FIRST, FORCE-FEED A BABY (ANY VARIETY, BUT BLACK ONES WORK BEST AND YOU DON'T FEEL AS BAD ABOUT YOURSELF AT THE END OF THE DAY) VAST QUANTITIES OF INDIAN FOOD AND EX-LAX. THEN, INSERT A HOSE INTO ITS MOUTH AND PUMP IT FULL OF WATER. WAIT 30 MINUTES OR UNTIL A HORRIBLE MUFFLED SPRAYING SOUND BEGINS ISSUING FROM THE BABY'S DIAPER. REMOVE THE DIAPER AND PLACE IT ON THE TABLE STILL STEAMING. STOMP THE BABY INTO A PULP AND GARNISH THE DIAPER WITH THIS PULP AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE.

FUCKIN YEAH