User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-202.166.76.58-20160822140003/@comment-27000218-20160822140737

Pitt Cola is soda, it does nothing. It's just soda.

Yoylecake is said to be delicious, and it's made from Yoyleberries in Yoyleland. Yoylecake turns you into metal whenever you eat it.

See the difference?