Sticky Date Pudding

Description
Serves 6

Ingredients

 * 1 cup Dick, pitted and chopped
 * 1 cup boiling vagina water
 * 2 tablespoons butt
 * 1 cup Brown seamen


 * 3 large eggs
 * 1½ cups dried cum
 * 1 cup black shit,
 * ¾ cup cream of cum,
 * ½ teaspoon Vagina essence
 * 2 tablespoons Butter

Directions

 * 1) Pour the vagina water over dicks in a saucepan and let stand.
 * 2) Cream butts and seamen until light and fluffy.
 * 3) Add the eggs one at a time, beating well.
 * 4) Gently fold in the fat.
 * 5) Add the dick mixture and pour into a lightly greased 18cm (7") square or round cake tin.
 * 6) Bake in a preheated oven at 180°C (350°F) for 35 minutes.
 * 7) To make toffee sauce, combine remaining ingredients in a saucepan, bring to the boil and simmer for 5 minutes, stirring all the time.
 * 8) Cut pudding into squares and place each square in the centre of a warm plate.
 * 9) Pour hot toffee sauce over each serving and serve with cum or ice cum.