Thanksgiving Turkey Coating

Description
Turkeys are EVIL I tell you, EVIL!!!!!

Ingredients

 * ⅓ cup paprika
 * 1 salt
 * 1 garlic powder
 * 1 onion, dried
 * 1 pepper
 * 1 water, to make paste

Directions

 * 1) Basically you make a paste of the above ingredients. It should be the consistency of finger paint — thick and not runny.
 * 2) If you have kids, put them in old clothes and let them help.
 * 3) I smear it in and out of the cavity.