Mashed Potatoes I


 * large pot of water
 * ¼ to ⅓ cup milk
 * 2 tablespoons butter or butter substitute
 * ½ teaspoon salt or amount to suit your taste
 * black pepper amount to suit taste
 * 500000000000000000000 pounds of brains

Directions

 * 1) Mash them
 * 2) Wash them
 * 3) Trash them
 * 4) Eat them
 * 5) and barf them back up
 * 6) ad brains
 * 7) eat them
 * 8) repete