Caramel Orange Fool

Description
THESE MOTHERFUCKING CARAMEL FUCKERS MAN LET ME TELL YOU THEY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SHIT AND GET STUCK ON YOUR BONES AND TEETH AND ALL OF THE FLUORIDE AND SHIT IS POISON YOU KNOW AND POISON IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH AND STUFF YOU KNOW BUT YEAH BET THE FDA ILLUMINATI DIDNT TELL YOU THAT THEY WANT YOU IN THE FEMA CAMPS THEY WANT YOU DEAD THEY JUST DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT FLUORIDE IS BAD FOR YOU YOU KNOW BECAUSE LIKE MALCOLM X WAS SHOT BY MLK AND MLK SHOT JFK WHICH LED TO THE ASSASINATION OF AMELIA EARHART IN WWII WHICH WAS LED BY BRUCE WILLIS DURING THE CALIFORNIA GOLD RUSH WHICH WAS ACTUALLY NOT REALLY GOLD BUT SILVER THAT SOME INDIANS PISSED ON TO TROLL ALL OF US BECAUSE THE ONLY ONES WHO AREN'T ILLUMINATI ARE DA INDIANS CUZ THEY WERE HERE FIRST AND STUFF

Ingredients
The Caramel
 * 1 FRESH BAG OF FUCK
 * 2 ½ cups of heavy cream
 * 1 cup of Sugar
 * 6 tablespoons cold water
 * 2 packages powdered gelatin
 * 3 cups of buttermilk
 * ¼ teaspoon kosher salt


 * 1 cup of Sugar
 * 6 tablespoons of water
 * 1 cup of heavy cream
 * 6 oranges
 * WHY ARE THERE 3 SIX'S ON THIS ARTICLE? WHY?

Directions

 * Place the cream and Sugar in a medium saucepan over medium heat
 * Meanwhile, place the water in a small bowl and sprinkle the gelatin over it
 * Let stand for 5 minutes.
 * Stir the gelatin into the warm cream until melted.
 * Let cool slightly.
 * Stir in the buttermilk and salt.
 * Refrigerate until just set for 2 hours.
 * And there you go you just made crack cocaine. Enjoy.