User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-29235068-20160805144357/@comment-28744780-20160805223434

Served in real life:

Together Breakfast: Pure Diabitees (or just some breakfast items)

Rig Juice: Worst tasting juice ever

Moo Moo Milk: Milk

Pawspicles: Popsicles

Calzones: Calzones

You get my point, Right??