User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-24866585-20160805185655

I voted Yoylecake, Rig Juice, Pitt Cola, and Together Breakfast.

Here's the current foods: Cake that turns people into metal, milk that heals monsters, the most revolting juice in history that makes you dumber,  popcicles that were just made for animal puns, coke with a literal peach pit in it, a calzone made by a polar bear, and the first breakfast to try to kill people (i think)