User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-99.66.104.245-20160904032514

If you you know why Yoylecake won, 2 reasons

1. it turns you metal. WICH IS AWSOME!

2. it doesn't have seeds that get into yor mouth and has a cause of chocking to death. Like Pit Cola... T~T