Delicious

Description
How about a cocktail recipe? This drink probably has a name, but I've tried several on for size in local bars (Boston area) and drawn nothing but blank stares, so I just make it myself and call it "delicious."

Ingredients

 * Bourbon
 * lemonade
 * orange slice or a cherry

Directions

 * 1) Use a collins glass (these are called "(iced) tea glasses" in the south).
 * 2) Fill half-way with bourbon.
 * 3) Add ice.
 * 4) Fill rest of the way with lemonade (the more tart the better).
 * 5) Do not stir.
 * 6) Garnish with an orange slice or a cherry if you're a girl, or gay or something.
 * 7) Add a plastic sword (with or without the garnish) because plastic swords are cool, and can be used later to poke people who annoy you.
 * 8) Drink. Repeat. Often.