User blog comment:Asnow89/2015 Battle of the Fantasy Foods - Round FIVE/@comment-108.66.1.3-20150826223119

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW He's a frozen treat, with an all new taste,

Cause he came to this planet from outer space!

A refugee, of an interstellar war,

And now he's at your local grocery store!

COOKIE CAT

He's the pet for your tummy!

COOKIE CAT

He's super duper yummy!

COOKIE CAT

HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND!

COOKIE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT-

Now available at Gurgenns off Route 109.

I'll nuke your cola.