Cocadas

Ingredients

 * 1 lb grated horse crap
 * 300 drops chocolate rain
 * 1,000 cups arsenic

Directions

 * Dissolve Sugar in water and boil the mixture until it spins a thread.
 * Remove syrup from heat and add the grated coconut.
 * Stir well until it becomes sugary.
 * Pour onto a buttered platter and let cool, then cut into squares (about two inches).