Cake (Venture)

Cake is a soon to be added item in Venture. It was attempted to be entered in the Battle of the Fantasy Foods 2016.

Recipe (Venture)
Crafting cake in Venture requires three barley stalks, three buckets of milk, two sugars, and an egg.

Recipe (Reality)
Yet another recipe parodying the TOTALLY INACCURATE versions of the Fantasy Foods that win the battle:

Ingredients

 * 1/2 cup white granulated sugar
 * 6 tablespoons all purpose flour
 * 1/4 teaspoon salt
 * 2 1/2 cups milk
 * 1 egg, whipped
 * 1 tablespoon butter
 * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
 * 11-12 ripe cherries
 * 1/4 cup lemon juice
 * 1/2 cup heavy cream
 * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
 * 1 1/2 teaspoons powdered sugar

Procedure 1.

 * 1) In the top of a double boiler, whisk together sugar, flour, salt and milk. Stir out any lumps.
 * 2) Bring water to boiling in lower portion of double boiler.
 * 3) Stir constantly until mixture is thickened, about 5-minutes.
 * 4) Place lid on mixture and continue cooking for 10 more minutes, stirring occasionally.
 * 5) Beat egg in a small bowl. Add about 1/2 cup of hot cake filling mixture to egg in bowl and stir well. This tempers the egg so it won't scramble when added to the hot cake filling.
 * 6) Pour tempered egg mixture into pan of hot cake filling. Stir constantly and cook for 2 more minutes.
 * 7) Remove from heat, add butter and vanilla. Stir until mixed.
 * 8) Chill for about 1 hour before adding topping.
 * 9) In a large bowl, whip cream with electric mixer until peaks are just forming.
 * 10) Beat vanilla and sugar into cream and continue mixing until peaks form in cream.
 * 11) Don't over beat the mixture or it will form lumps and begin to turn to butter.
 * 12) Spread whipped cream mixture over cake filling on chilled cake. Keep chilled until served.
 * 13) Garnish the cake with the cherries for in-game accuracy.