User blog comment:Asnow89/2015 Battle of the Fantasy Foods - Round FIVE/@comment-76.123.141.152-20150830012902/@comment-217.165.114.155-20150830075057

Cookie Cats are just ice cream sandwiches and the Mabel Juice is literally a blend of whoel fuckton of shit inside of it (that is also inedible).

Go buy an ice cream sandwich from the store, and while you're at it, mix in a bunch of shit into a blender that's inedible. Boom, you got Mabel Juice.