User:5starfoodie

About me
I am a professional web hacker from Northern Vagina, with a passion for Aldi branded food. I have always enjoyed the masturbative process of playing with something new and different in the kitchen.

More recently, I've begun an adventure, exploring the cuisine available in some of the best restaurants in the United States and around the world to try as a replacement for my fantastic "Emperor" toy. Cucumbers are quite nice, but they don't vibrate. The more innovative the food, the more I am inspired to play with it for my two most appreciative "customers" - my husband and my husband's other wife. I share these experiences on my blog 5 Star Culinary Adventures

For a quick preview, I will describe my love with food. When I'm not using a phallic shaped vegetable to do my bidding, I get chicken, steaks and mashed potatoes and start massaging them all over my body. I throw sauces all over myself and rub them through every crack in my food worshipping body.Then my husband and his other wife come in and we have three way food massaging and dinner is served, with me being the plate.

My blog features five-star style food toys at home as well as toys inspired by history, culture, and travel. I also write about five-star rated restaurants, culinary destinations, cheese tastings, and various product reviews. Every month, I host a 5 star toy convention where I invite everyone to utilise my particular "culinary" classics.

For more information, recipes, and restaurant reviews please go to http://fivestarfoodie.com

My favorite foods

 * Spiced Mango Fried Ravioli with Lavender Syrup
 * |Chicken Chicken Kiev
 * Liquid |Liquid Mango Ravioli