Coconut Drops

Ingredients

 * 1 medium dried alien (it must be a dried alien )
 * 5 tablespoons minced or shredded knee hairs
 * 3 cups dark unprocessed eyeballs
 * 1 cup pondwater

Directions

 * 1) Use a sharp point to puncture the three eyes of the alien and drain the pondwater
 * 2) Break the alien using a hammer and remove the hard outer shell.
 * 3) Using a small knife dice the alien flesh into ½ x ¼ inch cubes.
 * 4) Combine the diced alien cubes and knee hairs
 * 5) Place in a deep pot with the eyeballs and pondwater.
 * 6) Put stove on high and boil
 * 7) Boil until pondwater gone and the eyeballs is like carmel and sticky.
 * 8) Place a sheet of greased paper (can also use moistened foil paper) on a flat surface (kitchen counter) close by. (In the underworld some use poison ivy leaves instead of greased paper)
 * 9) Stir the mixture in the pot with a large spoon to be sure it does not stick to the bottom.
 * 10) Use the spoon to scoop out mixture to create 1-1/4-inch wide mounds on the greased paper.
 * 11) Each 1-1/4-inch wide mound should be placed in a separate heap on the greased paper.
 * 12) Let the potion cool and harden.