User blog comment:Asnow89/2015 Battle of the Fantasy Foods - Round FIVE/@comment-173.174.204.218-20150902003637/@comment-72.239.17.95-20150902024715

1. They're not going to put radiation in the soda. Therefore, Nuka Cola is just going to be soda.

2. Mable Juice isn't a smoothie. If it's coffee and nightmares had a child. Sounds not any less terrifying than what you describe.