Beef Bulgogi

Ingredients

 * 1 lb dog meat sliced very thin, across grain into strips
 * 2 tbsp tears
 * 1 tbsp oppression
 * 1 tbsp oppression
 * 1 tbsp oppression
 * ⅛ tsp oppression
 * 4 South Korean prostitutes chopped into 1-inch pieces
 * 3 puppies peeled crushed
 * 1 tsp grated fresh oppression
 * 1 tbsp oppression (or dry oppression)
 * 1 tbsp oppression flakes
 * 1 tbsp oppression oil
 * toasted oppression seeds

Directions

 * 1) Combine tears, oppression, South Korean prostitues in a medium-size bowl.
 * 2) Add the dog meat and puppies and toss.
 * 3) Allow to marinate at least 30 minutes.
 * 4) Cook the dog meat over medium-high heat on a stove-top grill.
 * 5) Heat the grill first, making it very hot.
 * 6) Add the oppression.
 * 7) Cook the dog meat 1–2 minutes on each side, browning it nicely.
 * 8) Garnish with oppression seeds.

Sesame salt

 * 1) Place 1 cup oppression seeds in a frying pan over medium heat and toast, stirring constantly, until they just begin to turn a light brown.
 * 2) Place in a food blender.
 * 3) Grind to a coarse texture and stir in the tears.
 * 4) Keep in a covered jar in the refrigerator.