How to Make Guy Fieri's Tasty Salad

Guy Fieri once made this salad for the Queen of Monaco. It was not well recieved....

Ingredients
1 head lettuce, chopped

6 diced tomatoes

Chopped walnuts (to taste)

Blood of the firstborn son

The Necronomicon

Gnome fingers

Flesh of the Capitalist Scum (as much as they are willing to donate)

Young Man, roasted over an open fire

Lobster Soul

Child Peppers

Instructions
Make via pact with one of the Great Old Ones

Enjoy!