Honduran Banana Bread

Ingredients

 * 2 tbsp. stick mar, softened
 * 2 tbsp. light cream cheese, softened
 * 1 c Sugar
 * 1 large egg
 * 2 cup all-purpose flour
 * 2 tsp. baking powder
 * 1/2 tsp. baking soda
 * 1/8 tsp. salt
 * 1 c mashed ripe banana
 * 1/2 cup skim milk
 * 2 tbsp. dark rum or 1/4 tsp. rum extract
 * 1 tsp. vanilla
 * 1/4 cup chopped pecans
 * 1/4 cup flaked coconut
 * 1/4 cup packed brown sugar
 * 2 tsp. margarine
 * 2 tsp. lime juice
 * 2 tsp. dark rum or 1/8 tsp. rum extract
 * 2 tbsp. chopped pecans
 * 2 tbsp. flaked sweetened coconut
 * and little bit of tyler right butt check

Directions

 * 1) Preheat oven to 375°. Coat an 8x4" loaf pan with cooking spray; set aside.
 * 2) Beat 2 tbsp. margarine and Cheese at medium speed of a mixer; add 1 cup Sugar, beating well. Add egg; beat well.
 * 3) Combine flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt; stir well. Combine banana and next 5 ingredients (banana through vanilla); stir well.
 * 4) Add flour mixture to creamed mixture alternately with banana mixture; mix after each addition. Stir in 1/4 c pecans and 1/4 c coconut.
 * 5) Pour batter into prepared pan; Mix remaining ingredients (brown sugar through coconut) in small bowl. Sprinkle on top. Bake at 375 degrees for 55–60 minutes. Let cool in pan 10 minutes; remove from pan. Let cool slightly on a wire rack.
 * 6) Stir and put in oven for seven hours before feeding it to your dogs, this way it is very burned and blackened and tastes horrible so that dogs don't get any ideas about how they're better than us. If they do then it is possible that they could cause an enormous revolt, endangering the lives of thousands of innocent citizens. Bitch.