French fries

If you haven't read the potato story, read it first. The lonley potato roamed the country of Switzerland. It had been 20 years since the epic battle, and Hitler got out of the Mental Hospital. He and the potato arranged a meeting with Mussolini and Stalin. The potato tried to kill them all, for he knew of there plans. Hitler pulled out a big butcher's knife and swiped away at the potato. Thus, French Fries were born! These creatures were many in number, and they could turn into anything they wanted (they were shape shifters). They followed his command and turned into soldiers. He tasted one, spit it out, and said they were "nasty". But his advisor misheard, and called them "Natzis". A large battle took place, but in the end, the fries lost. They were locked away in France, so everyone called them French Fries

Now there was a new restraunt in America that no one would go to. 1. because there was a creepy clown guy who always stood by the door, and 2. the "hamburgers" were actually made of horse m...sorry that is confidential. The business knew that if they didn't do something soon, IT WOULD ALL BE OVER!

The fries soon needed assistance, for they were sentenced to death (and I do not know how that works). They had there chance when Godzilla destroyed Paris, and helped them escape. Godzilla swam over to th U.S. ONLY TO BE KILLED BY THE GOVERNMENT! They escaped, but the government did not realize that Godzilla had laid thousands of eggs in Manhattan! The government chased the fries while being chased by the baby Godzilla's. Then the Japanese flew over Arizona (which was where they were) and dropped an Atomic Bomb. BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! The fries were the only ones in Arizona who lived, and stopped at a fast food resteraunt. This was the very same restraunt that had the creepy clown. IT WAS DESTINY!

The restraunt, called Mcdonald's, gladly exceoted there help. The fries became a side course that spread across the world! Waffle Fries, Curly Fries, Twisty Fries, Flakey Fries, and French Fries. They also had other good ideas too. They told Mcdonald's to make chicken nuggets by getting a chicken and ripping off it's...more confidential information. Mcdonald's became one of the largest businesses in the world. Only recently did people start wondering what they were actually eating. ;)