User blog comment:Asnow89/2015 Battle of the Fantasy Foods - Round FIVE/@comment-96.48.45.84-20150901063327

want puka cola? buy coca-cola, add blue flavoring, squeeze a lemon and lime in, pour in some sea water, puke in it.

want a cookie cat? IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE MADE. THE RECIPES ARE DOING IT WRONG. THE PHOTOS ARE HARDCORE PHOTOSHOPPING *-*

want mabel juice? ALSO TOO GOOD TO BE MADE. UNREALISTIC STRAWBERRY PUNCH, UNREALISTIC GLITTER, UNREALISTIC FANTASTIC DINOSAURS, UNREALISTIC SUGAR CUBES WHICH WON'T DISSOLVE :^D

want greedy milk? pour milk and put cookies and meat into a blHOW IS THAT POSSIBLE TOO GOOD TO BE MADE (but i voted mabel juice anyway lmao)