User blog comment:Thereselovesyou/The 4th Annual Battle of the Fantasy Foods/@comment-27678183-20160805154015/@comment-96.48.45.84-20160805173257

It's your choice, but Pitt Cola seems like regular cola (if I'm missing some interesting detail, you can remind me).

Ton-Tongue Toffee makes your tongue go very long if you eat it (thankfully, it's possible to fix that).