Mashed Potatoes I


 * large pot of water
 * ¼ to ⅓ cup milk
 * 2 tablespoons butter or butter substitute
 * ½ teaspoon salt or amount to suit your taste
 * black pepper amount to suit taste

Directions

 * 1) EAT THEM
 * 2) REJOICE!
 * 3) Drink some liquid.
 * 4) Regurgitate!
 * 5) Add brains!
 * 6) Eat them again!
 * 7) Repeat!
 * 8) REJOICE ONCE AGAIN!
 * 9) WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY BACON GODS!