User blog comment:Asnow89/Battle of the Fantasy Foods- Round ONE/@comment-7527615-20140820190711/@comment-1216259-20140822013955

Yeah, a lot of these are probably just props & the few that bother to tell you about how they taste don't really tell you much. Fire Flakes are spicy. Okay, do they have any other flavors or texture? Krabby Patties are apparently as delicious as they are unhealthy. Okay, so what makes them different from most burgers? The only thing I feel like I know what it probably tastes like is butterbeer, since it's described as a smooth drink with a butterscotch flavor that may or may not be slightly alcoholic. Which actually sounds pretty gross.

Also, I love how "chili dogs" are apparently fantasy. At least Ichiraku Ramen is a fictional brand of ramen.