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=== Sliced almonds ===
 
=== Sliced almonds ===
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Sliced almonds are more commonly used by wizards as a different form of erotic nutting, as they are smaller it allows the wizards with smaller anal cavaties to achieve the same pleasure as wizards with bigger cavaties. Also these smaller sliced almonds are used by the even wierder of wizards like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley for inserting into each others japs eyes.
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=== Slivered almonds ===
 
=== Slivered almonds ===
 
[[Image:slivered_almonds.jpg|right|100px|Slivered almonds]]
 
[[Image:slivered_almonds.jpg|right|100px|Slivered almonds]]

Revision as of 15:47, 16 March 2012

Almonds

Almonds

About Almond

Almonds are actually prononced (i-kil-led-ob-ama).They originated on Uranas where various gasses caused a wizard to create a plant that would absorb them,the almond. Since then the almond has been used in different ways like marzy pan and ANAL Wizard Sex. I mean how fucking wiered can you get why the fuck would you shove a nut up yo ass.

Types of almond

Almonds are available in many different variations: big or small, long or short, sweet or fuck off horrible cuz a wizard has shoved it up his arse to satisfy a perverse almond fetish.

Processed almonds

Bleached almonds

Blanched Almonds

Blanched almonds have been plunged into boiling water briefly to remove skins. This is very very bad for your forweskin. Why yo put a nut up yo ass bitch??????

Sliced almonds

Sliced almonds are more commonly used by wizards as a different form of erotic nutting, as they are smaller it allows the wizards with smaller anal cavaties to achieve the same pleasure as wizards with bigger cavaties. Also these smaller sliced almonds are used by the even wierder of wizards like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley for inserting into each others japs eyes.

Slivered almonds

Slivered almonds

Slivered almonds are almonds that have been sliced very thinly into little sticks. They differ from sliced almonds, which are almonds sliced across their diameter giving you much bigger pieces. If you can't keep the shape distinction clear in your head, think of getting a sliver in your finger and what that is shaped like.

Smoked almonds

Almond Recipes