Ingredients Edit

  • 1 medium dried alien (it must be a dried alien )
  • 5 tablespoons minced or shredded knee hairs
  • 3 cups dark unprocessed eyeballs
  • 1 cup pondwater

Directions Edit

  1. Use a sharp point to puncture the three eyes of the alien and drain the pondwater
  2. Break the alien using a hammer and remove the hard outer shell.
  3. Using a small knife dice the alien flesh into ½ x ¼ inch cubes.
  4. Combine the diced alien cubes and knee hairs
  5. Place in a deep pot with the eyeballs and pondwater.
  6. Put stove on high and boil
  7. Boil until pondwater gone and the eyeballs is like carmel and sticky.
  8. Place a sheet of greased paper (can also use moistened foil paper) on a flat surface (kitchen counter) close by. (In the underworld some use poison ivy leaves instead of greased paper)
  9. Stir the mixture in the pot with a large spoon to be sure it does not stick to the bottom.
  10. Use the spoon to scoop out mixture to create 1-1/4-inch wide mounds on the greased paper.
  11. Each 1-1/4-inch wide mound should be placed in a separate heap on the greased paper.
  12. Let the potion cool and harden.
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