Use a sharp point to puncture the three eyes of the alien and drain the pondwater
Break the alien using a hammer and remove the hard outer shell.
Using a small knife dice the alien flesh into ½ x ¼ inch cubes.
Combine the diced alien cubes and knee hairs
Place in a deep pot with the eyeballs and pondwater.
Put stove on high and boil
Boil until pondwater gone and the eyeballs is like carmel and sticky.
Place a sheet of greased paper (can also use moistened foil paper) on a flat surface (kitchen counter) close by. (In the underworld some use poison ivy leaves instead of greased paper)
Stir the mixture in the pot with a large spoon to be sure it does not stick to the bottom.
Use the spoon to scoop out mixture to create 1-1/4-inch wide mounds on the greased paper.
Each 1-1/4-inch wide mound should be placed in a separate heap on the greased paper.
