Good morning. I've been thinking about money lately. Money... It can buy you a House But not a Home It can buy you a Bed But not Sleep It can buy you a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life It can buy you Sex But not Love. So you see, money isn't everything. The best things in life can't be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying! I tell you all this because I am your FRIEND, and as your friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering... So send all your money to me, and I will suffer for you. A truer friend than me, you will never find. CASH ONLY, PLEASE. Delma

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