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==Info- POO==
 
==Info- POO==
'''Time''': 10 muinutes
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'''Cook Time''': 10 muinutes
   
Feeds: the fishes
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'''Serves''': 10
   
 
== Ingredients ==
 
== Ingredients ==
1 wife that hasn't done the dishes
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* 1-1/2 pounds fresh [[green bean]]s, trimmed and rinsed
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* 3 tablespoons [[olive oil]]
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* 1 large [[shallot]]s (or one small [[onion]],) peeled, halved and thinly sliced
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* 2.5 tablespoons [[pine nut]]s
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* 1 cups [[cherry tomato]]es, halved
   
1 frying pan
 
   
A large amount of bleach and chloride of lime
 
 
== Directions ==
 
== Directions ==
1.Bring a large frying pan and beat your wife with it.
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1.Bring a large frying pan of water to a boil. Add the beans and cook for about 2 minutes.
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2.Drain beans and immediately immerse in cold water to instantly stop cooking. Drain in a colandar then gently pat dry.
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2.If she doesn't wake up after a few minutes rape her to see irf she is still alive.
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3.Heat oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add shallots and sauté until golden brown. Add pine nuts and cook for about 3 minutes.
   
3.Heat bleach to boiling point then pour over dead wife to get rid of body.
 
   
4.If this fails add chloride of lime then put her in a river.
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4.In a medium sized serving bowl, add the beans, tomatoes, shallots and pine nuts then gently toss until combined then serve.
   
 
== Source ==
 
== Source ==

Latest revision as of 16:53, May 3, 2012

Info- POO

Cook Time: 10 muinutes

Serves: 10

Ingredients

  • 1 large shallots (or one small onion,) peeled, halved and thinly sliced


Directions

1.Bring a large frying pan of water to a boil. Add the beans and cook for about 2 minutes.


2.Drain beans and immediately immerse in cold water to instantly stop cooking. Drain in a colandar then gently pat dry.


3.Heat oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add shallots and sauté until golden brown. Add pine nuts and cook for about 3 minutes.


4.In a medium sized serving bowl, add the beans, tomatoes, shallots and pine nuts then gently toss until combined then serve.

Source

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