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==Info- POO==
 
==Info- POO==
'''Cook Time''': 10 muinutes
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'''Time''': 10 muinutes
   
'''Serves''': 10
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Feeds: the fishes
   
 
== Ingredients ==
 
== Ingredients ==
* 1-1/2 pounds fresh [[green bean]]s, trimmed and rinsed
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1 wife that hasn't done the dishes
 
* 3 tablespoons [[olive oil]]
 
 
* 1 large [[shallot]]s (or one small [[onion]],) peeled, halved and thinly sliced
 
 
* 2.5 tablespoons [[pine nut]]s
 
 
* 1 cups [[cherry tomato]]es, halved
 
   
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1 frying pan
   
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A large amount of bleach and chloride of lime
 
== Directions ==
 
== Directions ==
1.Bring a large frying pan of water to a boil. Add the beans and cook for about 2 minutes.
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1.Bring a large frying pan and beat your wife with it.
 
 
2.Drain beans and immediately immerse in cold water to instantly stop cooking. Drain in a colandar then gently pat dry.
 
 
   
3.Heat oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add shallots and sauté until golden brown. Add pine nuts and cook for about 3 minutes.
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2.If she doesn't wake up after a few minutes rape her to see irf she is still alive.
   
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3.Heat bleach to boiling point then pour over dead wife to get rid of body.
   
4.In a medium sized serving bowl, add the beans, tomatoes, shallots and pine nuts then gently toss until combined then serve.
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4.If this fails add chloride of lime then put her in a river.
   
 
== Source ==
 
== Source ==

Revision as of 07:59, April 27, 2012

Info- POO

Time: 10 muinutes

Feeds: the fishes

Ingredients

1 wife that hasn't done the dishes

1 frying pan

A large amount of bleach and chloride of lime

Directions

1.Bring a large frying pan and beat your wife with it.

2.If she doesn't wake up after a few minutes rape her to see irf she is still alive.

3.Heat bleach to boiling point then pour over dead wife to get rid of body.

4.If this fails add chloride of lime then put her in a river.

Source

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