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Serves: 6


  • 1-1/4 pounds fresh green beans, trimmed and rinsed f(x)=a_0+∑24_(n=1)^∞(a_n cos⁡〖nπx/L〗+b_n sin⁡〖nπx/L〗 )
  • 2 large shallots (or one small onion,) peeled, halved and thinly sliced


1.Bring a large saucepan of water and smack your mum round the head. Then get upon her and insert erection into vagina.

2.Drain beans and immediately immerse in cold water to instantly stop cooking. Drain in a colandar then gently pat dry.

3.Heat oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add shallots and sauté until golden brown. Add pine nuts and cook for about 3 minutes.

4.In a medium sized serving bowl, add the beans, tomatoes, shallots and pine nuts then gently toss until combined then serve.


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