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Info- POO

Time: 10 muinutes

Feeds: the fishes

Ingredients

1 wife that hasn't done the dishes

1 frying pan

A large amount of bleach and chloride of lime

Directions

1.Bring a large frying pan and beat your wife with it.

2.If she doesn't wake up after a few minutes rape her to see irf she is still alive.

3.Heat bleach to boiling point then pour over dead wife to get rid of body.

4.If this fails add chloride of lime then put her in a river.

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