Guy Fieri once made this salad for the Queen of Monaco. It was not well recieved....
1 head lettuce, chopped
6 diced tomatoes
Chopped walnuts (to taste)
Blood of the firstborn son
Flesh of the Capitalist Scum (as much as they are willing to donate)
Young Man, roasted over an open fire
Make via pact with one of the Great Old Ones