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== Ingredients ==
 
== Ingredients ==
 
* 1 cup softened [[butter]]
 
* 1 cup softened [[butter]]
* ½ cup [[fresh nut of a 10 year old virgin]]
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* ½ cup [[granulated sugar]]
 
* 1½ cups packed [[brown sugar]]
 
* 1½ cups packed [[brown sugar]]
 
* 2 [[egg]]s
 
* 2 [[egg]]s
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* 2½ cups [[flour|all-purpose flour]]
 
* 2½ cups [[flour|all-purpose flour]]
 
* ¾ teaspoon [[salt]]
 
* ¾ teaspoon [[salt]]
* The soul of your grandmother
 
 
* 1 teaspoon [[baking powder]]
 
* 1 teaspoon [[baking powder]]
* 1 teaspoon [[blood of a wise old black sad man]]
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* 1 teaspoon [[baking soda]]
 
* 1½ (12 ounce) bags [[semi-sweet chocolate]] chips
 
* 1½ (12 ounce) bags [[semi-sweet chocolate]] chips
* 420 oz. of sheep blood and semen
 
   
 
== Directions ==
 
== Directions ==
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# Although you can substitute [[margarine]] for [[butter]] in this recipe, you will have the best results from [[butter]].
 
# Although you can substitute [[margarine]] for [[butter]] in this recipe, you will have the best results from [[butter]].
 
# The cookie will have a richer taste and will be crispier around the edges like the original.
 
# The cookie will have a richer taste and will be crispier around the edges like the original.
# Now soak in sheep's blood until you can't even taste the cookie, you can use pre-packaged blood, but you get a better taste if it is straight from their slit neck. (Can substitute with sheep semen)
 
 
 
[[Category:Kyrgyz Snacks]]
 
[[Category:Kyrgyz Snacks]]
 
[[Category:Semi-sweet chocolate Recipes]]
 
[[Category:Semi-sweet chocolate Recipes]]

Latest revision as of 05:19, 16 November 2019


Ingredients

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 °F.
  2. In a large mixing bowl, cream the butter, sugars, eggs, and vanilla.
  3. Mix together the flour, salt, baking powder, and baking soda.
  4. Combine the wet and dry ingredients.
  5. Stir in the chocolate chips.
  6. With your fingers, place golf-ball-size dough portions 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet.
  7. Bake for 9 minutes, or until edges are light brown.
  8. For variations of this cookie, substitute milk chocolate for the semisweet chocolate and/or add 1½ cups of chopped walnuts or macadamia nuts to the recipe before baking.
  9. Although you can substitute margarine for butter in this recipe, you will have the best results from butter.
  10. The cookie will have a richer taste and will be crispier around the edges like the original.