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In Romanian: Oua jumari
 
In Romanian: Oua jumari
 
== Ingredients ==
 
== Ingredients ==
For one person:
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For one person:
* 2 [[egg]]s,
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* 2 eggs
* 2 tablespoons [[milk]],
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* 2 tablespoons the white stuff (milk idiot not that get it out of the bowl and start again unless yo wanna poison somebody)
* 1 teaspoon [[butter]] or [[lard]],
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* 1 teaspoon soft squidgy lubricunt butter
* [[salt]]
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* black salt cuz we ain't racist oh wait thats pepper well add some oh that to
   
 
== Directions ==
 
== Directions ==
# Beat the [[egg]]s until foamy, mix with the [[milk]] and [[salt]] and pour into the hot [[butter]] or [[lard]] in the pan. Keep stirring lightly with the fork.
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# Beat until it starts to foam to the top, mix with the white stuff and pepper and pour in the warm lovely slippery.... butter into the pan. Keep beating lightly with the monkey spanker i mean fork
# Do not overfry. Serve immediately.
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# Try to avoid overheating and friction burn. Serve immediately into your bitches face.
 
 
[[Category:Romanian Recipes]]
 
[[Category:Romanian Recipes]]
 
[[Category:Romanian Snacks]]
 
[[Category:Romanian Snacks]]

Revision as of 12:53, March 23, 2012


Description

In Romanian: Oua jumari

Ingredients

For one person:

  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tablespoons the white stuff (milk idiot not that get it out of the bowl and start again unless yo wanna poison somebody)
  • 1 teaspoon soft squidgy lubricunt butter
  • black salt cuz we ain't racist oh wait thats pepper well add some oh that to

Directions

  1. Beat until it starts to foam to the top, mix with the white stuff and pepper and pour in the warm lovely slippery.... butter into the pan. Keep beating lightly with the monkey spanker i mean fork
  2. Try to avoid overheating and friction burn. Serve immediately into your bitches face.
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