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<span style="font-size:18px;">[[File:Strawberry-Shortcake.jpg|right|300px|link=]]Ingredients</span> |
<span style="font-size:18px;">[[File:Strawberry-Shortcake.jpg|right|300px|link=]]Ingredients</span> |
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| − | * 2 cups [[flour]] |
+ | * 2 cups of some fucking [[flour]] |
| − | * 2 teaspoons [[baking powder]] |
+ | * 2 teaspoons [[baking powder]] for them white friends of yours |
* 1/2 teaspoon [[salt]] |
* 1/2 teaspoon [[salt]] |
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| − | * 1/3 cup [[butter]], cold and cut into chunks |
+ | * 1/3 cup [[butter]], cold and cut into chunks like yur shit |
| − | * 7/8 cup [[milk]] |
+ | * 7/8 cup [[milk]] from the nearest hoe |
| − | * Fresh Strawberries |
+ | * Fresh Strawberries bitch nigga thats that shit i dont like |
== Directions == |
== Directions == |
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| − | # Mix and sift together dry ingredients. |
+ | # Mix and sift together dry ingredients. NICE |
| − | # Work in the [[shortening]] with fingertips or a pastry cutter as you would make a pie crust or biscuits. |
+ | # Work in the [[shortening]] with fingertips or a pastry cutter as you would make a pie crust or biscuits. BITCH |
# Work quickly and keep everything cold. |
# Work quickly and keep everything cold. |
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# Add liquid gradually and blend only enough to make a soft dough. |
# Add liquid gradually and blend only enough to make a soft dough. |
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# When done, remove from oven and allow to cool on wire racks, then split into halves as soon as possible. |
# When done, remove from oven and allow to cool on wire racks, then split into halves as soon as possible. |
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# Serve with a creme filling of [[whipped cream]] or pastry [[cream]] and top with fresh [[strawberries]], [[strawberry]] sauce, and [[chocolate curls|chocolate shavings]]. |
# Serve with a creme filling of [[whipped cream]] or pastry [[cream]] and top with fresh [[strawberries]], [[strawberry]] sauce, and [[chocolate curls|chocolate shavings]]. |
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| − | # Sprinkle with confectioners [[Granulated sugar|Sugar]] and garnish with a sprig of fresh [[mint]]. |
+ | # Sprinkle with confectioners [[Granulated sugar|Sugar]] and garnish with a sprig of fresh [[mint]]. BAM you fucking just made some fucking strawberry shit nig |
[[Category:Chocolate curls Recipes]] |
[[Category:Chocolate curls Recipes]] |
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[[Category:Guatemalan Desserts]] |
[[Category:Guatemalan Desserts]] |
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Revision as of 14:43, 4 June 2013
- 2 cups of some fucking flour
- 2 teaspoons baking powder for them white friends of yours
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/3 cup butter, cold and cut into chunks like yur shit
- 7/8 cup milk from the nearest hoe
- Fresh Strawberries bitch nigga thats that shit i dont like
Directions
- Mix and sift together dry ingredients. NICE
- Work in the shortening with fingertips or a pastry cutter as you would make a pie crust or biscuits. BITCH
- Work quickly and keep everything cold.
- Add liquid gradually and blend only enough to make a soft dough.
- Turn out onto a lightly floured board. Roll lightly to 1/2" thickness.
- Cut into 3-inch squares or with a round 2 1/2" cookie cutter, or cut into six to seven inch circles for large shortcakes.
- Bake in a preheated 450 °F oven until shortcakes are crisp and very light in color, and this will depend on what size the shortcake has been cut; the smallest can be cooked in as little as 10 minutes (possibly fewer), and the largest requiring 15 to 20 minutes, depending on your oven.
- Keep a sharp eye out and watch constantly to avoid scorching.
- When done, remove from oven and allow to cool on wire racks, then split into halves as soon as possible.
- Serve with a creme filling of whipped cream or pastry cream and top with fresh strawberries, strawberry sauce, and chocolate shavings.
- Sprinkle with confectioners Sugar and garnish with a sprig of fresh mint. BAM you fucking just made some fucking strawberry shit nig